I seem to have missed the end of September for updating the website and things. My apologies. Life, it is busy.
So, to quickly bring everyone up to speed, I had a couple of stories come out from Torquere in September — Apotrope and Speed Dating the Slow Way. Next month my novel, Acquired Tastes, will be released.
I got caught up on my e-mail, so if you didn’t get a reply from me I’m afraid you might have fallen into the spam and junk mail filters. I have also discontinued the use of the chris at prettymuses.com e-mail address, as it was a HUGE collector of spam, numbering in the hundreds of messages a week. I just don’t need that much V*iagra, thanks. Please use the contact form on my website to reach me, or chrisowen.net at gmail.com Thanks!
Speaking of e-mail, I’ve been meaning to post a note right on my website for ages and ages and haven’t yet. I better do that today. (hahahaha!)
I DO answer all my e-mail. I promise, I do. (Well, unless you’re trying to sell me V*iagra or are very, very rude to me.) I am, however, not quick about it. It’s not unheard of for me to take up to two (okay, three) months to get all the way caught up. This is not something I’m proud of, but after years of it being this way, I just have to admit I’m not going to get better about it. I promise to answer. I can’t promise to be quick about it. If you don’t get a reply — especially if you’ve asked questions about a story! — please don’t hesitate to try again and light a fire under me.
I’m thinking I should probably do a FAQ, too. There actually are frequently asked questions (Yes, I’m a woman. No, there won’t be any more Jake and Tor novels, but there will likely be short stories. No, there won’t be any more Gemini stories at all, sorry. No, no more 911, either. Yes, there is a fifth Deviations book, Jodi and I are working hard and getting it ready to submit. Yes, Travis was a rat bastard and no, he won’t be getting his own novel, either. Yes, I do like mint tea, and yes, Scott’s book addiction, Phan’s hair, and any references to The Princess Bride are me putting myself in a story. Bad author!) Oh, wait. No need to do a FAQ.
What else. OH! You may (or may not) have heard that I’m taking a wee break. This is true. I am not stopping writing! Promise. In fact, I’m working weekly with Vic, doing Drew Zachary things. But I’m taking a good long step back from writing solo stuff in order to concentrate on a few things that really need my attention, including a major house reno. I’ll be back! In the meantime, I’m puttering with a couple of story ideas and making notes, learning to ride my new pink scooter, sewing, spinning, weaving, painting, taking photos, running (I did the couch to 5K! I’m going to do a half-marathon in a year!) and hanging out with my family. Recharging the batteries, if you will.
I’ll get links up to the new stories (um, soon?) and be back with a celebration of Acquired Tastes in November. Enjoy October, everyone!